Bakakages

Long ago.. as in long long long ago,― like last decade’s Tuesday or something―as two young children went to bed; their parents told them a long forgotten tale…

Long before the two of you were born, there was an alchemist,― one of the world’s best― who was also known as a skilled bounty hunter too. He was adept at hunting sea creatures that were considered dangerous to mankind.

One day he was hired to kill the infamous banshee of the east coast… why was she so infamous? It’s actually because she made a lot of sailors, seamen and endangered sea cows end up as corpses at the sea. With her voice alone, it is said that she can make any male creature do her bidding.

The sailor, knowing the risks, but simply not caring, traveled the 7+1=8 seas in search of this banshee who can give him lots of money… (what?? A world renowned alchemist needs money too!)

As he traveled, a tropical hurricane was actually coming in their direction… in a split second huge waves towered the skies, the harsh winds were like knives on the sailors’ skin… the boat (did I mention that it was small? Coz the alchemist dude couldn’t afford anything bigger. Hehehe) was tossed around the sea, like a small plaything at the mercy of the waves…. And the alchemist’s vision turned black…

Anyways, long story short (pls edit this pitiful story… T^T), the alchemist woke up, casted away in a deserted island in the middle of nowhere…

AG (Alchemist guy): (rubs head) ugh.. where am i?...

A woman’s Voice: Hi! :D

AG: AAAAA!!! (runs away from the woman) Who the heck are you!!! WTF are you doing here?!?

Lady: Well, my name is Hanashi (offers a hand to AG) and this is where I live… (her voice going serious)

AG: *big eye mode* O_O Y-you live here?!? (suddenly remembers why he was stranded and his purpose of going there) [darn.. that stupid storm… ] (looks around and sees a jungle in the middle of the island) [hmm… if only I can get out of here…]

Hanashi: Um excuse me, but would you mind telling me your name first? We’ll since I gave you my name and you haven’t given me yours…. It’s not fair y’know?

AG: (realizes that she forgot all about the lady) oh… sorry about that miss… uh.. my name is Liam.

Hanashi: (looks at Liam seriously) that’s not your real name, is it?

Liam: (gives Hanashi a sheepish grin) no, it’s not. *smirks* (walks to the forest)

Hanashi: Hey!! Wait!! *glares at Liam* stop at this instant!!!

Liam: (walks on) ha! Like I would… you’re not the boss of me.

(to be continued )

(hime here... pls give comments and stuff so i can improve :))