BAKAKAGE CHRISTMAS SONGS

BAKAKAGE CHRISTMAS SONGS

Natsumi's version:

rocking around the christmas tree
that bakamaru made for me
mistle toe hung where you can see
chi trying to destroy it, see?

rocking around the christmas tree
yay! yumi brought a cake for me!
Later we'll have some strawberry pie ya!
and we'll do some caroling yaaaaH!

Chiharu's version:
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
I think I know the moron who put the mistle toe here
Hey! Christmas isn't about Kissing!

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Now it's time for me to take my trusty guitar
So me and my twin can rock out loud!!!!!!

Yumi:
What a bright time
It's the right time
To rock the night away

Jingle bell time
Now it's my time
to steal the lime light away
*takes the microphone*

Giddy yap jingle horse
Pick up your feet
Jingle around the couch(? XD)
Come and dance with me to the jingling beat
That's the jingle bell rock!!!!!!

(finally bakamaru got the boys to sing)

Kai:
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

Kenri:
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is...
You

Fuyushi:
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day

Shiro:
I won't ask for much this Christmas
I don't even wish for snow
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
(XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG! go chi!)

Ban:
Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see my baby
Standing right outside my door

Bakamaru:
DECK THE HALLS WITH CHOCOLATE PIE!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
'TIS THE SEASON TO BE CRAZY
FA LA LA AL AL ALA LA LA

DON WE NOW OUR COW APPAREL!
FA LA LA LA LA LA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

All: Oh bakamaru....

Hitsumi: Hey Ahiru wanna sing?
Ahiru: nah... I'm having fun just watching them....
'Twas another Christmas in Bakakage Hall
Where there was merry making,singing,and destroying-- you name it all!

"Hey Bakamaru!" Natsumi said. "How come Kai's hogging the karaoke machine?"
"Relax Natsumi my friend!" he said. "There's no need to fret! After all, you're the guy's most treasured and loved girlfriend!""
At that, Natsumi punched Bakamaru's grinning face.
"Natsumi Natsumi..." Yumi said.
"There's no need to punch Bakamaru that hard." *pakutu effect*
"Unless... well. If you really want to end up in Good 'Ol Bakakage graveyard."
"No Yumi... Nope Nope." Natsumi started to tiptoe away.
"Good girl," she replied.

"Might I ask why everyone's rhyming?" Hitsumi said.
"It's Christmas for Pete's sake, but I cant understand what everyone's babbling!"
she sighed.
"Heck. Even I am rhyming..."
"Eh sister dear what's the fidgeting all about?"
Kai approached Hitsumi. Hitsumi was like ( 0_o uuuuhhhh)
"It's Christmas! And look I've got something you need to check out!"

Natsumi rented a cheap horror flick. (cause recently she has developed a liking for horror)

"A horror movie of all things?" Ahiru said.
"This is the weirdest thing, I believe
that we have done on Christmas Eve."

"Quiet everyone! The movie's starting," Fuyushi said as he was turning up the volume.
"Sit down and relax... We cant keep good 'ol Sadako waiting."

"THE RING?!" Everyone glared at Natsumi.
"What? It's a classic!" she replied.

So everyone, willing or not, gathered around with Christmas cheer
to watch the most boring movie of the year.

"I swear... I just saw the TV shaking," Ahiru said.
"Must be an earthquake," Bakamaru replied.
"And is that a good thing?"
"Probably not," he munched on his blueberry pie.
(ahiru's thoughts: Probably?)

The movie suddenly froze...

"Stupid tape," Natsumi started kicking the TV.
"I bet the pirate(as in pirated DVD) who made this was just a good for nothing ape!"
"Dont take out your anger on the DVD player," Yumi stopped her.
"I'd be more happy if you took it out on the old dying blender!"
"It's broken.. again? Yumi, what have you been doing to it?"Ahiru joined in.
"Nyeah?" was all she said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" someone screamed. It was Bakamaru.
"IT'S THE CURSE OF CHRISTMAS EVEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Everyone looked at the TV and Sadako... was climbing out from it.

"Yeeesssssss!" Natsumi shouted. "So the copy is original!!!!!"
"Yeah!"Kai answered. "Original enough! This is your fault woman!"

And lo!!!! Everyone was now running around the place,
trying to get away from Sadako's gross and dying face. (it's not like someone saw her and lived to tell what it looked like)

"NOOOOO! NOOOOOO! I dont wanna dieeeeeeeeeeeee!" Bakamaru yelled out.
"I still wanna marry my cow named popeye!!!!" (now... I'm running out of words!)
Kai stopped running, went over to Bakamaru and shook him up, "GET A GRIP MAN!!!!!!!!"
Then the two started to look at each others eyes. Bakamaru's glasses turned opaque and he suddenly grinned.
"Kaito dear friend.... I didn't notice how good you look in this light." He grinned again. (BakamaruxKai :D forgive me wa koy lingaw)
"You're creeping me out Baks--RUUUUUUNNNN!"
Natsumi interrupted their fleeing. "You guys are sooooooooooo gaaaaaaaayyyyY!"
Bakamaru and Kai shrunk.
"THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW!!!!!" Fuyushi interrupted the three.

"Uh why can't we just kill Sadako?" Yumi said.
Hitsumi nodded," She's got a point."
Suddenly Sadako slapped Hitsumi.

...................................................

For some reason Sadako pushed Hitsumi's anger button.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAAAAAAAAAAAT???? YOU DIMENTED CREATURE FROM HELL?! GOODBYE SADAKO! I BID YOU FAREWELL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Everyone inched away from Hitsumi. She blinked and went back to her normal self again.

"What is this all about?!" Sadako said.
O_O Everyone went like this.
"It's me... BAN!"
"Eh?"
"How did you get out of the TV? How did you get in the TV?" Fuyushi eyed him.
"Psssshaaaaaawwww that's nothing."

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Niza: Naaaaaaaah the Christmas Special I made when we were in 2nd year was way beter than this one.
Lou: I would have to agree
Niza: too bad I lost it.
Princess: We should have backed it up.
Niza: Yeah.... Anyway Merry Christmas Everyone!
Lou: merry Christmas NAtsumi. you too Hime... Joe...
Joe: Merry Christmas
Princess: Merry Christmas!
Blens: Lunar Scythe!!!!!!!
ALL: BLENS!
JAnroe: Let's all huuuuuuugggg
Niza: Boy I wish Kai was real right now.
Lou: If he were then I wonder about the BakamaruxKai thing...
Niza: Oh that... It'll never happen :D

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! <3