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Ban's Green Hair

The Chernobyl Incident
the reason, the cause...

*ehem* this is yumi speaking.. okay.
ban and i are cousins.
he came from a family that branched out from the main trunk.. from us, the Daidoujis.
we had the same hair. the same eyes.
that is.. until..

one fateful day in chernobyl, russia..

ban went out for a stroll..
"LALALALALA."

*trips on a small rock* *gets up* "grrrrr...."
"darn rock!"

he kicks the rock off. (bye bye rock!)

ban: oh yea.. where was i? lalalala...
*thinking* i better return this wig.. (p.s. the green wig was for a play. he also wore purple contacts)

but the rock he kicked went through one of the plants (radioactive),
creating chaos and yada yada...
kabooooom!
thats the secret behind the chernobyl incident.

due to the radiation, his hair fell off.
then he put the wig on because he didnt want to be bald.
suddenly, his wig melted because of the heat.

for a moment his head (scalp) was all green and shiny =D
(just like mr sun. only green! :3)
his contacts' tint got absorbed by his iris(es??) (grammar check pls.)

hair gradually popped out from cracks on his head,
like daisies!
now he has long green soft and silky hair that is as strong as steel.
he cant cut coz nothing is strong enough to cut it.
its waterproof and fireproof. :D
also, it absorbs poison which includes hair dyes. (just like death the kid)


end :D
story by hitsumi and yumi.

A SIDE STORY. From book 2.5

(can someone draw something link sadako, except its ban coming out of the well?in a cloudy evening?)

in a moonless night,
a terrible creature,
horrid and disturbing
crawls out of the depths of the bottomless
pit of nothingness,
nothing.
nothing.
nothing but H2O..
polluted with Ca and Mg.

.....the wind howls:
"GO TAKE A BATH!"


truth is:
after chiharu kicked ban off the edge of the (sea)cliff,
he decomposed and got absorbed by the protozoic animals that lived there.
after having them fossilized,
they got dug up during the well contruction.

wondering why chi kicked him off?

well it was like this,
ban: have you seen fuyushi and that girl? man theyre so cute together.
chi: shut up!
ban: well if you'd just be more like her.. (,--)
really.. opium traffic? psssh.
not the least bit attractive!

chi: (vein) (DRAW!!!!)
ban: *looking at the sea* *does some arm stretching* aahh. beautiful Hotaru....
chi: *PUSH*
ban: WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(sfx: water splash)
chi: ahh.. the breeze is wonderful.. *walks away*