LOOKIE i found another cookie!! no.. not really. just a pic and a vid actually...
(ok so, can i give a pic, and you guys make a story? [be wild and free])
yumi: lol. something tells me ban aint cosplaying. XD
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So uh, inspired by Soul Eater, i made souls for everyone (Shime's and Ban's are not colored yet though..)
Ban
Shime
Bakamaru
Yumi
Kumo
Hitsumi
Natsumi
Fuyushi
Chiharu
Ahiru
~H.S.K.
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So guys... this is a little something that was born from my imagination
Fuyushi.
Fuyushi was a monk in a small and humble village with no name. He was a typical monk, sporting a fashionable bald head and up to date monk clothes. He also wielded an honorable staff. A staff that was proof of his monk-hood.
But alas! Fuyushi was a soulless traveller. He did not care for the worldly things in life so he began to wonder if a mere monk like him would ever fall in love with someone worthy. Until one night...
Yes! That night of pure satisfaction. That night that Fuyushi wanted to last forever.
Down by the Sanzu river that flowed from the heavens to the earth, Fuyushi paused there for a while, took a sip from the river and stared at the wonderful fireflies that were flying about innocently.
It was then a wonderful sight struck him. It was like he lost his will of being a monk. Yes, he fell in love with a beautiful woman bathing in the river! (talk about being perverted)
The girl seemed to notice him as he drew near.
"Who are you good sir?" The girl called out. Of course she was covering her necessities and she blushed like a bright red tomato.
"Uh... HAHA. I'm sorry for disturbing you. HI! My name's Fuyushi! And you are?"
"um.. Hotaru," the girl lowered her head in shame.
"I see... wow you have the same name as the Firefly princess--"
Hotaru just stared at him with a "DUH" expression.
"--oh.. You are the Firefly Princess!" Fuyushi laughed yet again.
Is he getting crazy? Or did the fireflies seem to dance about more as the two locked their eyes on each other?
Fuyushi thought, Oh shit! This is the power of Love!
But Fuyushi never thought that his happiness would be too short lived. As soon as Hotaru, the Firefly Princess, stepped out of the river and started to dress up, a malicious green mist took her away by force and a husky, evil voice called out and said, "You will never get her back! For I am the Green man! man! man! man... man..." (<---that was an echo) Fuyushi was enraged! And that was the time he decided. To throw away his monk-hood to save his one and only love! He hurried back to the village to find a companion.
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Fuyushi finally made up his mind. he took his only friends in the village with him. Kai, the samurai in training and Hitsumi, the shaman in training.
"Why do I have to get dragged in this?" Kai complained.
"Every superhero needs a side kick!" fuyushi says. "You're a monk dude... not a superhero--" Hitsumi elbows Kai, "let him have his moment..."
Kai rolls his eyes and goes along.
The travelling trio then arrives at the banks of a Lake.
Fuyushi then decides to take a drink when suddenly a bright light shone upon the trio.
Out from the murky waters of the lake a beautiful black haired lady with purple eyes emerged. She was like a radiant celestial being. Almost like the embodiment of princess Kaguya herself.
"I am the Immaculate Lady Sister and I am here to help any traveller in need,"she spoke. "You monk! What is that troubles you on this journey?"
"Well..."
"Fuyushi's gonna save the love of his life! But he doesn't know where she's at--" Fuyushi smacked Kai on the face.
"Oh great Immaculate Lady Sister!" Hitsumi does a curtsy. "We humbly ask for your assisitance."
The Immaculate Lady Sister looked down upon them with gentle eyes, "Very well. The Firefly Princess is held captive by the Green Man. He is a master of radioactivity but his only weakness is unknown..."
The three frowned.
"...Except for his one and only cousin Yumi."
The three smiled.
"You may find her in a quaint shop about a mile from here. Assuming she gives you instructions, you must give her something in return. I believe she calls it... equivalent exchange."
" I see now! We shall be on our way, Immaculate Lady Sister!" Fuyushi bows to her in thanks. The Immaculate Lady Sister smiles, "May the force be always with you..."
"And also with you--" Hitsumi elbows Kai again. "Why do you keep doing that?! it's the correct response."
Hitsumi sighs, "let's go..."
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The trio finally arrive in a mystic little shop in the middle of nowhere. "Oi!!!! I s someone home?" Kai knocks on the door. "Yes?" A little black haired boy answered the door. "we're here to find Yumi?" Hitsumi asks the little boy. "You've some to the right place. Sh'es expecting you..." as soon as the boy finished his words, the shadows around him seemed to leer at the three.
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"It is I, Yumi, the shopkeeper you are looking for," Yumi said. "We want to ask you what your cousin's weakness is," Fuyushi sad. "Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. In exchange for some information, I want that staff you're holding." Fuyushi looked at his staff.
His staff was his only companion in monk training. Now, he was gonna give it up to some mysterious good looking shopkeeper just for the sake of The Firefly Princess.
"Alright," he surrenders the staff to her while shaking like mad.
"Dude..." Kai calls to him in concern. Fuyushi just gave him a serious look. "Geez! People when they're in love!!!"
"My cousin's only weakness, huh?" Yumi went on. "He has a Samson complex actually. All you have to do is to dye his hair black and he'll lose his powers."
"That's it?!" Hitsumi exclaimed.
"Not just any dye. The notorious Sea Dye, guarded by the Sea Banshee." The three gulped. "It's not an easy task. First you must steal the Lunar hairpin from the Opium Queen."
"What's that for?!" Kai complains.
"The Opium Queen's sister is the Pirate Lord of the sea where you will find the Sea Dye. She will grant you access to dive her waters if you show her her sister's hairpin."
The three nods.
"After that, you must face the Sea Banshee that is guarding the Sea Dye. Selim bring me the whistle."
"Yes Master," the little boy answers and brings Yumi a steel whistle.
"Once you arrive in the Banshee's lair, blow on this whistle. It will distractt he banshee and you can now steal the Sea Dye."
"COOL." Fuyushi recieves the whistle.
"After that, make your way into my cousin's lair. Your destiny awaits, young monk."
The three bows to her in gratitude, "THANK YOU SHOPKEEPER." they all said.
(to be continued in Part 2)
Fuyushi.
Fuyushi was a monk in a small and humble village with no name. He was a typical monk, sporting a fashionable bald head and up to date monk clothes. He also wielded an honorable staff. A staff that was proof of his monk-hood.
But alas! Fuyushi was a soulless traveller. He did not care for the worldly things in life so he began to wonder if a mere monk like him would ever fall in love with someone worthy. Until one night...
Yes! That night of pure satisfaction. That night that Fuyushi wanted to last forever.
Down by the Sanzu river that flowed from the heavens to the earth, Fuyushi paused there for a while, took a sip from the river and stared at the wonderful fireflies that were flying about innocently.
It was then a wonderful sight struck him. It was like he lost his will of being a monk. Yes, he fell in love with a beautiful woman bathing in the river! (talk about being perverted)
The girl seemed to notice him as he drew near.
"Who are you good sir?" The girl called out. Of course she was covering her necessities and she blushed like a bright red tomato.
"Uh... HAHA. I'm sorry for disturbing you. HI! My name's Fuyushi! And you are?"
"um.. Hotaru," the girl lowered her head in shame.
"I see... wow you have the same name as the Firefly princess--"
Hotaru just stared at him with a "DUH" expression.
"--oh.. You are the Firefly Princess!" Fuyushi laughed yet again.
Is he getting crazy? Or did the fireflies seem to dance about more as the two locked their eyes on each other?
Fuyushi thought, Oh shit! This is the power of Love!
But Fuyushi never thought that his happiness would be too short lived. As soon as Hotaru, the Firefly Princess, stepped out of the river and started to dress up, a malicious green mist took her away by force and a husky, evil voice called out and said, "You will never get her back! For I am the Green man! man! man! man... man..." (<---that was an echo) Fuyushi was enraged! And that was the time he decided. To throw away his monk-hood to save his one and only love! He hurried back to the village to find a companion.
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Fuyushi finally made up his mind. he took his only friends in the village with him. Kai, the samurai in training and Hitsumi, the shaman in training.
"Why do I have to get dragged in this?" Kai complained.
"Every superhero needs a side kick!" fuyushi says. "You're a monk dude... not a superhero--" Hitsumi elbows Kai, "let him have his moment..."
Kai rolls his eyes and goes along.
The travelling trio then arrives at the banks of a Lake.
Fuyushi then decides to take a drink when suddenly a bright light shone upon the trio.
Out from the murky waters of the lake a beautiful black haired lady with purple eyes emerged. She was like a radiant celestial being. Almost like the embodiment of princess Kaguya herself.
"I am the Immaculate Lady Sister and I am here to help any traveller in need,"she spoke. "You monk! What is that troubles you on this journey?"
"Well..."
"Fuyushi's gonna save the love of his life! But he doesn't know where she's at--" Fuyushi smacked Kai on the face.
"Oh great Immaculate Lady Sister!" Hitsumi does a curtsy. "We humbly ask for your assisitance."
The Immaculate Lady Sister looked down upon them with gentle eyes, "Very well. The Firefly Princess is held captive by the Green Man. He is a master of radioactivity but his only weakness is unknown..."
The three frowned.
"...Except for his one and only cousin Yumi."
The three smiled.
"You may find her in a quaint shop about a mile from here. Assuming she gives you instructions, you must give her something in return. I believe she calls it... equivalent exchange."
" I see now! We shall be on our way, Immaculate Lady Sister!" Fuyushi bows to her in thanks. The Immaculate Lady Sister smiles, "May the force be always with you..."
"And also with you--" Hitsumi elbows Kai again. "Why do you keep doing that?! it's the correct response."
Hitsumi sighs, "let's go..."
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The trio finally arrive in a mystic little shop in the middle of nowhere. "Oi!!!! I s someone home?" Kai knocks on the door. "Yes?" A little black haired boy answered the door. "we're here to find Yumi?" Hitsumi asks the little boy. "You've some to the right place. Sh'es expecting you..." as soon as the boy finished his words, the shadows around him seemed to leer at the three.
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"It is I, Yumi, the shopkeeper you are looking for," Yumi said. "We want to ask you what your cousin's weakness is," Fuyushi sad. "Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. In exchange for some information, I want that staff you're holding." Fuyushi looked at his staff.
His staff was his only companion in monk training. Now, he was gonna give it up to some mysterious good looking shopkeeper just for the sake of The Firefly Princess.
"Alright," he surrenders the staff to her while shaking like mad.
"Dude..." Kai calls to him in concern. Fuyushi just gave him a serious look. "Geez! People when they're in love!!!"
"My cousin's only weakness, huh?" Yumi went on. "He has a Samson complex actually. All you have to do is to dye his hair black and he'll lose his powers."
"That's it?!" Hitsumi exclaimed.
"Not just any dye. The notorious Sea Dye, guarded by the Sea Banshee." The three gulped. "It's not an easy task. First you must steal the Lunar hairpin from the Opium Queen."
"What's that for?!" Kai complains.
"The Opium Queen's sister is the Pirate Lord of the sea where you will find the Sea Dye. She will grant you access to dive her waters if you show her her sister's hairpin."
The three nods.
"After that, you must face the Sea Banshee that is guarding the Sea Dye. Selim bring me the whistle."
"Yes Master," the little boy answers and brings Yumi a steel whistle.
"Once you arrive in the Banshee's lair, blow on this whistle. It will distractt he banshee and you can now steal the Sea Dye."
"COOL." Fuyushi recieves the whistle.
"After that, make your way into my cousin's lair. Your destiny awaits, young monk."
The three bows to her in gratitude, "THANK YOU SHOPKEEPER." they all said.
(to be continued in Part 2)
Okaaay, this was written a really really long time ago. This, my friends, is what happens when I am ignored.
--sayuri/shime/fubar/4eyes/cara
a story by hitsumi and shime:)
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(hitsumi narrates here) :
here's the story me and my best friend made!!! hope you guys like it...LOL its made up of pure randomness and insanity...
its a story about a dying carabao and the farmer that owned it...
my bestfriend would play the carabao (sayuri), and i as the humble poor defenseless farmer (Ungga)... LOL
opinions and criticisms are very appreciated..
yes.. this is insanity at its best
For those who do not know a carabao is like a cow or like a buffalo but bigger.. it looks like this
its a story about a dying carabao and the farmer that owned it...
my bestfriend would play the carabao (sayuri), and i as the humble poor defenseless farmer (Ungga)... LOL
opinions and criticisms are very appreciated..
yes.. this is insanity at its best
For those who do not know a carabao is like a cow or like a buffalo but bigger.. it looks like this
Legend:
Farmer (hitsumi)
Cara (shime)
“ Oh the muddy field, the ignored plower, and the rainy sky… great! Just great!”
"NO! not CARA! (the carabao's name) Here! *holds chicken named kaname* (my harvest moon chicken) take him instead!!!!"
"Thy chicken’s life is of greater importance than thee! To die, or not to die? That is the question…"
"CAnt you see!!!??? This almost bovine creature is more special to me than piece poultry!!! (points at chicken)
So take the egg-laying creature instead,!!!!" *raises the chicken to the dark muti-colered sky* (it happened near the afternoon... you know when the sun had begin to set)
the sun was almost gone, forming multitudes of crimson smears on the sky
So take the egg-laying creature instead,!!!!" *raises the chicken to the dark muti-colered sky* (it happened near the afternoon... you know when the sun had begin to set)
the sun was almost gone, forming multitudes of crimson smears on the sky
"Oh the feeling of the rich muddy soil… What a miserable death indeed..."
All Ungga (the farmer) could do was stare at that poor creature while it drowned at the dark depths of the silted water that we now call mud...
"Here I lay, in this wet parch of land. Awaiting for death to embrace thy self… so long ye people who have ignored thy existence! For I shall never return to this miserable place you call Earth. Oh sweet death! Come to me now!"
Suddenly, Cara stumbled upon upon a peice of old wood, flowing through a river that had more life than her. and upon the wood was a shining dagger, as though fate had intended for it to happen.. 'Thy fate has been decided..." She took the dagger, holding it to the dark multi-colored sky. as she did, thunder and lightning began to join in her misery..."I'll be brief. o happy dagger! this is thy sheath;there rust and let me die.."
"Darkness... Warmth... Is this what ye call death? This feeling of freedom and love that i have never felt... woe i have suffered, have suffered foul wrongs that may awaken. Ah me! Alas! Would God I might bring to an ending, an ending. the life that i loathe, and behind me might cast all its burden of pain!"
"Cara!!!!!!!!!!!! nooooooo!!!!!!" she screamed as she dropped her chicken in the mud*
*the chicken sank*
Ungga could now see no more... everything was tinted scarlet
*as the forgotten miserable piece of poultry struggled for breath, Ungga did not heed to its cries.. she ignored its silent yet somewhat noisy pleas... only the caraboa was of out most importance now... only the carabao...*
*the chicken sank*
Ungga could now see no more... everything was tinted scarlet
*as the forgotten miserable piece of poultry struggled for breath, Ungga did not heed to its cries.. she ignored its silent yet somewhat noisy pleas... only the caraboa was of out most importance now... only the carabao...*
Ungga watched her carabao fall to the dark depths of that murderous water, its torrent carrying her bloodied corpse... she looked away from that heart crushing sight... she did want to see the carabao's body fall from the near waterfall...
*the carabo's body fell graciously from the waterfall it landed on the far away deep liquid that lay under the waterfall *
(it kinda looked like this.. just imagine that the cliff is a waterfall, and the car was a pool of water under the waterfall)
(cant.. stop... laughing!!!!!!
)
*the carabo's body fell graciously from the waterfall it landed on the far away deep liquid that lay under the waterfall *
(it kinda looked like this.. just imagine that the cliff is a waterfall, and the car was a pool of water under the waterfall)
(cant.. stop... laughing!!!!!!
)The farmer, Ungga was her name, had grown old of age, all energy dissolved, from the painful moment of her only friend's death. As the strands of her white curly hair danced in the wind, and the slight rain trickling her wrinkled face, and her eyes, which were full of life and happiness, have now transformed into two dark heart broken slits on her deteriorating face.
As a miserable montage fast forwarded into her aging brain, she cried as she saw the porttrait of her carabao hung on her walls...
"That's my last carabao, painted on the wall, looking as if she were alive. that piece of wonder, now in the waterfall's hands. worked busily a day, and there she stands."
As a miserable montage fast forwarded into her aging brain, she cried as she saw the porttrait of her carabao hung on her walls...
"That's my last carabao, painted on the wall, looking as if she were alive. that piece of wonder, now in the waterfall's hands. worked busily a day, and there she stands."
The next day, the woman named Ungga was no more... she was now nothing but a memory...
Ungga was found dead thereafter...
Ungga was found dead thereafter...
THE END
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starring shime
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The Chernobyl Incident
the reason, the cause...
*ehem* this is yumi speaking.. okay.
ban and i are cousins.
he came from a family that branched out from the main trunk.. from us, the Daidoujis.
we had the same hair. the same eyes.
that is.. until..
one fateful day in chernobyl, russia..
ban went out for a stroll..
♫ "LALALALALA."♫
*trips on a small rock* *gets up* "grrrrr...."
"darn rock!"
he kicks the rock off. (bye bye rock!)
ban: oh yea.. where was i? lalalala... ♫
*thinking* i better return this wig.. (p.s. the green wig was for a play. he also wore purple contacts)
but the rock he kicked went through one of the plants (radioactive),
creating chaos and yada yada...
kabooooom!
thats the secret behind the chernobyl incident.
due to the radiation, his hair fell off.
then he put the wig on because he didnt want to be bald.
suddenly, his wig melted because of the heat.
for a moment his head (scalp) was all green and shiny =D
(just like mr sun. only green! :3)
his contacts' tint got absorbed by his iris(es??) (grammar check pls.)
hair gradually popped out from cracks on his head,
like daisies!
now he has long green soft and silky hair that is as strong as steel.
he cant cut coz nothing is strong enough to cut it.
its waterproof and fireproof. :D
also, it absorbs poison which includes hair dyes. (just like death the kid)
end :D
story by hitsumi and yumi.
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fuyushi pushes Kai off his log/bed.
kai: what is your problem?!
fuyushi: yumi...
kai: im not yumi, you freak!!!
fuyushi: ofcourse youre not!
bakamaru comes in looking all worried and such.
baks: she hasnt returned yet?!
ahiru: *wakes up* maybe.. *yawns* she ..ugh.. *blink blink*
kumo: got kidnapped by evil candycorn people? =D *bubbly atmosphere*
all: o_O HUH?
kumo: you know.. *elbows bakamaru* those nasty little savages that hunt every night.
hitsumi: *o_O* but how can that be possible?
ahiru: *TT^TT* yuuuuuuuumiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!
natsumi: *slaps ahiru* get a hold of yourself woman! theres no way thats gonna happen to yumi!
bakamaru: *puts a hand on natsumi's shoulder* thats right. yumi would never fall to such.. *clears throat* ..creatures.
(when the rest went off) kma: *evil smirk* ..tch..
(oh, yea. they found her half dead in the middle of the forest)
(and this was definitely better with illustrations)
(can someone draw something link sadako, except its ban coming out of the well?in a cloudy evening?)
in a moonless night,
a terrible creature,
horrid and disturbing
crawls out of the depths of the bottomless
pit of nothingness,
nothing.
nothing.
nothing but H2O..
polluted with Ca and Mg.
.....the wind howls:
"GO TAKE A BATH!"
truth is:
after chiharu kicked ban off the edge of the (sea)cliff,
he decomposed and got absorbed by the protozoic animals that lived there.
after having them fossilized,
they got dug up during the well contruction.
wondering why chi kicked him off?
well it was like this,
ban: have you seen fuyushi and that girl? man theyre so cute together.
chi: shut up!
ban: well if you'd just be more like her.. (,--)
really.. opium traffic? psssh.
not the least bit attractive!
chi: (vein) (DRAW!!!!)
ban: *looking at the sea* *does some arm stretching* aahh. beautiful Hotaru....
chi: *PUSH*
ban: WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(sfx: water splash)
chi: ahh.. the breeze is wonderful.. *walks away*
Long ago.. as in long long long ago,― like last decade’s Tuesday or something―as two young children went to bed; their parents told them a long forgotten tale…
Long before the two of you were born, there was an alchemist,― one of the world’s best― who was also known as a skilled bounty hunter too. He was adept at hunting sea creatures that were considered dangerous to mankind.
One day he was hired to kill the infamous banshee of the east coast… why was she so infamous? It’s actually because she made a lot of sailors, seamen and endangered sea cows end up as corpses at the sea. With her voice alone, it is said that she can make any male creature do her bidding.
The sailor, knowing the risks, but simply not caring, traveled the 7+1=8 seas in search of this banshee who can give him lots of money… (what?? A world renowned alchemist needs money too!)
As he traveled, a tropical hurricane was actually coming in their direction… in a split second huge waves towered the skies, the harsh winds were like knives on the sailors’ skin… the boat (did I mention that it was small? Coz the alchemist dude couldn’t afford anything bigger. Hehehe) was tossed around the sea, like a small plaything at the mercy of the waves…. And the alchemist’s vision turned black…
Anyways, long story short (pls edit this pitiful story… T^T), the alchemist woke up, casted away in a deserted island in the middle of nowhere…
AG (Alchemist guy): (rubs head) ugh.. where am i?...
A woman’s Voice: Hi! :D
AG: AAAAA!!! (runs away from the woman) Who the heck are you!!! WTF are you doing here?!?
Lady: Well, my name is Hanashi (offers a hand to AG) and this is where I live… (her voice going serious)
AG: *big eye mode* O_O Y-you live here?!? (suddenly remembers why he was stranded and his purpose of going there) [darn.. that stupid storm… ] (looks around and sees a jungle in the middle of the island) [hmm… if only I can get out of here…]
Hanashi: Um excuse me, but would you mind telling me your name first? We’ll since I gave you my name and you haven’t given me yours…. It’s not fair y’know?
AG: (realizes that she forgot all about the lady) oh… sorry about that miss… uh.. my name is Liam.
Hanashi: (looks at Liam seriously) that’s not your real name, is it?
Liam: (gives Hanashi a sheepish grin) no, it’s not. *smirks* (walks to the forest)
Hanashi: Hey!! Wait!! *glares at Liam* stop at this instant!!!
Liam: (walks on) ha! Like I would… you’re not the boss of me.
And he went in the jungle, leaving the lady looking confused…(to be continued )
(hime here... pls give comments and stuff so i can improve :))
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Ok, Im going on with the fma-kages fusion just as Yumi said. In this story, Yumi is paired with Al x] and, she adopts Pride (still working on that though). So, I've posted this story in my blog, The Story Corner and Im planning to make this as the foundation of the plot. Sorta like a mysterious beggining (like how some stories start with) and then everything fits into place as the story moves forward. So, here it is. If its okay, I would ask everybody's participation. Im guessing you guys have better ideas (i suck at coming up with plots too) Questions, suggestions and violent reactions? Just contact me. LOL
-- sayuri matsu/woman/fubar/4eyes/shime/granny/cara :)
PS: Somebody help me with a title T_T
PPS: you will be reading a cheezy and *cough* emotional story. brace yourselves. and please..... dont kill me TT^TT
PROLOGUE
They stared at each other long and hard. His was unreadable, and so was hers. She had the look of a book, it's covers concealing the true story beyond her expression. He had a look concealed in a metal armor. A look of a forlorn soul that has lost something. She wanted it back for him. And that want was as strong for their want for each other.
"Your body..." she whispered as she placed her hand on his metal chest. "Your soul..." she gasped as she saw the blood seal within the armor. He had told her everything, and she did not want to believe it. And as she gave him one long stare, she faltered in her words and bowed her head in despair... "Your heart..."
"Yumi..." he whispered back. Alphonse did not want to remain silent. But somehow his words had failed him, and the fear of losing her overpowered his very being. He stared back and could not resist the urge to pull her in his embrace. She hesitated, but she let him.
"Do you see me differently?"
No answer.
"I wont blame you if you do."
Still, no answer.
"Im sorry Yumi."
She shot him a deathly glare. "Why are you apologizing moron?"
"Because..." He could not think of a proper answer. His mind was full of thoughts of her, and at that very moment, he began to lose himself.
"My.. my body was taken away. I swear to get it back. My soul...brother attached my soul to this armor. But at any moment it might let go, so I'll just have to use my time wisely. My heart.... it was never with me from the start..." He looked at her as if to try and make her believe every single word. "Because I gave it to you."
She could not help but laugh and stare. She was amused with his words.. Her reactions were a bewilderment to him. He did not know how her mind ticked, but he knew full well how her heart beat.
"Moron." She gently lay her head on his chest, and somehow, for some unknown reason, his cold metal touch had become almost human...
"Get it back quickly. You know me, I'm impatient." She smirked. But it was time for him to go. He had to leave anyways. His life was no longer chained to one place. He had a path to walk. A goal to accomplish, and to do this he must leave those who are important behind.
As he and his brother started to walk that path, and as their figures started to fade away, she called out his name, and almost immediately, he turned back and waved one more goodbye.
"Sayonara..." He did not shout back, he only whispered, because he knew she'll still hear him anyway.
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"Brother...."
"Yes, Al?"
"How....why... she just...... how come..."
"What!? Speak up!"
"I just stood there on her doorstep, motionless, without a single word. But it took her only one stare to --"
"Did you scare her with the armor Al?"
He did not know how to continue.
"I stood there motionless. I did not tell her who I was. I did not say a single word. And then, as if to pull me out of my darkness...............she said my name."
Chapter ONE: Whoever said "What you don't know, can't hurt you." is a moron
4 years after...
'Twas a normal day in Bakakagure
hotaru: One, two, three...*counts money*
(fuyushi mysteriously arrives at the scene)
Fuyu: Hey Hotaru!
Hotaru: Oh hey there Fuyushi!*smiles* What brings you here?
Fuyushi: Oh yeah... um... haha. No particular reason really *scratches the back of his neck*. I just wanted to check up on
you...*sweatdrop* Hey watcha doin'?(isabella style!)
Hotaru: I'm counting the money fuyushi, so dont distract me too much-
Fuyushi: - now why would I do that? *leans on a water dispenser*
Hotaru: well okay --
BUUUUUUUGSHHHHHH!!!!!!! (both their head snaps to the direction of the loud heart stopping sound)
Fuyushi:Oooooppsssshhhh...
Hotaru: Ah! Fuyushi! What did you do?
(teh watah dispenzeeer gots knocked dooown)
Hitsumi: let me guess... -_- ..fuyushi..
fuyushi: *sweatdrop* i swear i didnt mean to..
hitsumi: *sighs* just clean it up.
fuyshi: *grabs a mop* yes maam!
hitsumi: *takes the BANK BOOK -citations needed (gomen.. we cudnt find the right term ~nats & yumi)-*
wait.. whats this?!
hotaru & fuyushi (sfx : eehh) : huh?
hitsumi storms in to bakamaru's office.
hitsumi: how do you explain THIS?! *takes the bank book and throws it on Bakamaaru's face* What does this look like?!
bakamaru: *stares at the bank book for a while* Uhhhh... it's a bank book?
hitsumi:of course it is!!! half a million!!! What did you do with HALF A MILLION?!
bakamaru: *shines* oh... that... *he then led her to his bathroom*
BEHOLD!!!!! * neon sign says: COW PARADISE* sfx: halleluja! halleluja!
hitsumi:0_o *dumb founded*
bakamaru: i did this all by myself! *shines* It was hard work transporting all the stuff from the real swamp! of course, the grass had problems growing...but see where my hardwork has taken me!
hitsumi: this... this must have cost a fortune *scary un-hitsumi look*
bakamaru: exactly! half a million--
fuyushi: *comes in* hey hitsumi! Im done! WHAAAAA! What happened in here?!!!! uh... bakamaru.. what you are you doing there?(bakamaru was stuck on the wall)
bakamaru: *regains consciousness* ALOOOOOHAAAA!!!!
hotaru: lord hashimoto! What happened? oh what a disaster! come on, you need some tending
fuyushi: What was that? cow tipping?!
COW: moooooooooo
bakamaru: (vein) *slaps the cow* I was gonna say that!
COW: moooooo (translation: sorry dude)
bakamaru: yeah me too old chum! *hugs the cow and cries like armstrong*
(then they do the dancey dancey. the cow's udder joggled around) o_O
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meanwhile...
on the other side of town..
*cling* sfx: dripping water *clang*
heavy pants fill the bakagakure tunnels (sewers).
natsumi :damn brat..
*her sharingan eyes shone in the dark*
the figure in the shadows: heh... *smirk* there you are..
natsumi: *freezes* *grits her teeth* dammit.. *takes a few steps forward*
figure: oh.. where do you think you're going? *draws nearer* *gentle giggles echo*
natsumi: this is not good! *begins to run*
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chiharu: *off with her illegal business in the busy streets of bakagakure*
ahh!!! i offer you the best prices! --blah3-- *hears someone banging on some metal* hey wait.......
(from down below, through the manhole) : can anyone hear me?!
chi: ehh?? O_O natsumi?!
natsumi: chi??! s'that you? help me out!!! *bangs on the manhole*
chi: ahh! ofcourse! *opens the manhole*
natsumi: *jumps out*ok, we'll need fire power! *lights a bomb* out of the way!
chi: huh?
(can someone please draw a manhole??chi next to it..and uh.. pride's tentacle thingies ---HAHAHAHAHA--- okay.ehem. coming out of it.)
natsumi: heads up! *throws the bomb into the hole*
chi: *ducks*
BUUUUUUUUGGGGGSSSHHHHH!
natsumi: hey chi.. you alright? *helps her twin up*
chi: *coughs* i think so.. *notices natsumi's torn up clothes and bruises* what happened to you?
natsumi: *fixes herself up* naaaah, not really sure. *thinking pose* i thought i heard noises so i went to check it out. then something--
chi: someTHING?
natsumi: it was dark.. i could barely see.. i know it wasnt human though. i think i saw eyes.. lots and lots of eyes.. and.. err.. tentacles???
chi: *thinking pose* you think we could sell it? for all we know..it could be the fabled kracken(sp?),,
natsumi: SELL IT?! i could barely fight it off!
chi: *shakes her head* natsumi, natsumi, natsumi.
sweet naive natsumi..
it. *tsk tsk*
it is ALWAYS good.
natsumi: *urgh* what do you even mean by that? (-_-)
Chapter TWO: The Revival of Amestris! The State Military goes to Bakakagure!
"Brigadier General......I advise you to finish your paperwork this very instant!
"Ne, lieutenant, don't be such a kill joy. Even as you climb the ranks, one thing, I repeat, only one thing remains constant and unchangeable. An enemy to us all...
"And what would that be Sir?"
"Paperwork."
Suddenly, as if to save him form the deathly glares of his assistant, the phone rang!
"Brigadier General Mustang. How may I help you?" (im not sure if this is something a BG would say..hehe) Isabella? Im sorry I dont recall to have met a woman by that name."
'Isnt that the woman you went on a date with three days ago? Or was it last week..." Fuery answered while scractching his chin.
Suddenly, as if hit by realization, and without really remembering the said girl, Roy answered.
"Ah, Isabella. I was just joking! I was caught up in too much paperwork you see... I've been working on them since dawn. You know how we men of the military love to indulge ourselves in our responsibilities. That's just who I am..."
*Riza tightens grip on holster*
"Im doing fine. Thanks for asking. Speaking of fine, you should look in the mirror." *smirks*
*giggles* "Oh Roy, you were always quite the charmer!" (Isabella from other line)
"I merely speak the truth my dear lady. So, what's say you and me..."
Even before Roy could continue his sentence, a blood curdling gunshot was heard throughout the Southern Headquarters.
"WHAT THE FREAKIN HELL WAS THAT!?!" a random guy from outside shouted.
"We're being attacked! Ready all defences! Send out the tanks! Release the dogs!"
While the entire headquarters was in complete chaos, the men in Mustang's office shook in fear and looked as pale as white (if that was even possible) They all stared at the source of the shot. Breda swore he'd answer the phone next time.
"SIR" *looks at Roy with deadly glare, dark aura emanating from her gun*
WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ON A DATE, OR FINISH YOUR PAPERWORK INSTEAD?" (unohana style)
Chapter THREE: Guava
Meanwhile, in an unknown village hidden in the shadows.... which is ironically situated one and a half rice fields away from bakakagure....
A little boy is lying on the soft grass, enjoying the view of people coming and going...and ignores the cows he is tending. Suddenly, he thought of a diabolical prank in his little diabolical mind.
"Everybody help me! A swarm of mosquitoes is gently and oh soo terrifyingly sucking the blood from my cows!!!!!!!!"
"MOOOOOOOOO" (a cow just suddenly felt like mooing and so everybody ran off with environment friendly bug spray in their hands)
"Where are the pests kid!?"
"Ready the sprays!"
But before the old and concerned villagers could make use of they're sprays, they heard a roaring laughter from somewhere near the innocent cows.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I....*wipes tears from eyes* I cant believe you actually believed me! HAHAHAHAHA!"
The villagers balled their fists. Here they were tired and concerned for the cows' well being and all they get was a prank from a little boy. What an ingrate! And so they marched towards their homes and forgotten all that's happened. But a few moments later...
"HEEEELP! SOMEBODY!! ANYBODY! SHEEPEJES ARE ATTACKING MY COWS!!!" (dont know what sheepejes are? ask hitsumi for info >:])
"Where!? Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!" an old grandpa said, waving his cane in the air like a maniac. (or maybe he was) But tis an awful fate that they were fooled again. The villagers had enough. And so again, they marched back to their homes, leaving the little boy half dead from his laughter. After a few minutes...
"HEEEEEELP ME! A LITTLE KID IS ATTACKING MY COWS! HE HAS A THOUSAND EYES AND TENTACLES! HE"S DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH! SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... *screams fade away*"
The villagers had enough. They decided to ignore him, and never heed his calls once and for all. And so life at the village continued peacefully. Until 6 minutes later...
BOOM!
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Somewhere near the Military Headquarters....
"Halt! Who goes there!?" An officer sporting an afro shouted, pointing his flashlight to the bushes even though they were in broad daylight...
Suddenly, the bushes started to move furiously as if it was in pain.
"Yo Foo! There be no hidin' in the damn bushes when Im around! Now show yowself!"
The bushes didn't answer. (duh) "Answer me man!" (black people accent, you know, in USA)
As to answer his annoying pleas, the mysterious figure in the bushes jumped out. He tried to leap as high as he can and escape from the officer's sight. But he could only jump a meter high and ended up landing his butt on the officer's afro. Both of them fell unconscious.
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"Huh? Where am I!?" The man asked as soon as he regained consciousness. He looked around and found himself in an interrogation room. (totally dark room with one bulb hanging...swaying ever so slowly.. you know what i mean.)
"You were found outside the shooting range by some of my subordinates. Not only have you assaulted a patrol officer, you are also dressed in mysterious garments. I assume you come from another country. Tell me, is your traveling here done by illegal means? And what do you intend to do with the highly advanced weapons you were bringing with you? ANSWER ME."
"Who the heck are you?" *throws an i-dont-care-get-me-out-of-here glare*
"You ask who I am. I, good sir, am no other than Brigadier General Mustang. An important figure of the military, and soon to be Fuhrer. Got a problem with that?"
"You... Your a Brigadier General!?" Roy raised a brow with his question. He just said he was a Brigadier General. Does he really have to repeat himself?!
"I just said I was. Now will you answer my questions please?"
(I NEED MORE INFO ON THE VILLAGES O_O HELP)
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