Bakakages

BAKAKAGE CHRISTMAS SONGS

Natsumi's version:

rocking around the christmas tree
that bakamaru made for me
mistle toe hung where you can see
chi trying to destroy it, see?

rocking around the christmas tree
yay! yumi brought a cake for me!
Later we'll have some strawberry pie ya!
and we'll do some caroling yaaaaH!

Chiharu's version:
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
I think I know the moron who put the mistle toe here
Hey! Christmas isn't about Kissing!

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Now it's time for me to take my trusty guitar
So me and my twin can rock out loud!!!!!!

Yumi:
What a bright time
It's the right time
To rock the night away

Jingle bell time
Now it's my time
to steal the lime light away
*takes the microphone*

Giddy yap jingle horse
Pick up your feet
Jingle around the couch(? XD)
Come and dance with me to the jingling beat
That's the jingle bell rock!!!!!!

(finally bakamaru got the boys to sing)

Kai:
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

Kenri:
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is...
You

Fuyushi:
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day

Shiro:
I won't ask for much this Christmas
I don't even wish for snow
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
(XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG! go chi!)

Ban:
Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see my baby
Standing right outside my door

Bakamaru:
DECK THE HALLS WITH CHOCOLATE PIE!
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
'TIS THE SEASON TO BE CRAZY
FA LA LA AL AL ALA LA LA

DON WE NOW OUR COW APPAREL!
FA LA LA LA LA LA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

All: Oh bakamaru....

Hitsumi: Hey Ahiru wanna sing?
Ahiru: nah... I'm having fun just watching them....

'Twas another Christmas in Bakakage Hall
Where there was merry making,singing,and destroying-- you name it all!

"Hey Bakamaru!" Natsumi said. "How come Kai's hogging the karaoke machine?"
"Relax Natsumi my friend!" he said. "There's no need to fret! After all, you're the guy's most treasured and loved girlfriend!""
At that, Natsumi punched Bakamaru's grinning face.
"Natsumi Natsumi..." Yumi said.
"There's no need to punch Bakamaru that hard." *pakutu effect*
"Unless... well. If you really want to end up in Good 'Ol Bakakage graveyard."
"No Yumi... Nope Nope." Natsumi started to tiptoe away.
"Good girl," she replied.

"Might I ask why everyone's rhyming?" Hitsumi said.
"It's Christmas for Pete's sake, but I cant understand what everyone's babbling!"
she sighed.
"Heck. Even I am rhyming..."
"Eh sister dear what's the fidgeting all about?"
Kai approached Hitsumi. Hitsumi was like ( 0_o uuuuhhhh)
"It's Christmas! And look I've got something you need to check out!"

Natsumi rented a cheap horror flick. (cause recently she has developed a liking for horror)

"A horror movie of all things?" Ahiru said.
"This is the weirdest thing, I believe
that we have done on Christmas Eve."

"Quiet everyone! The movie's starting," Fuyushi said as he was turning up the volume.
"Sit down and relax... We cant keep good 'ol Sadako waiting."

"THE RING?!" Everyone glared at Natsumi.
"What? It's a classic!" she replied.

So everyone, willing or not, gathered around with Christmas cheer
to watch the most boring movie of the year.

"I swear... I just saw the TV shaking," Ahiru said.
"Must be an earthquake," Bakamaru replied.
"And is that a good thing?"
"Probably not," he munched on his blueberry pie.
(ahiru's thoughts: Probably?)

The movie suddenly froze...

"Stupid tape," Natsumi started kicking the TV.
"I bet the pirate(as in pirated DVD) who made this was just a good for nothing ape!"
"Dont take out your anger on the DVD player," Yumi stopped her.
"I'd be more happy if you took it out on the old dying blender!"
"It's broken.. again? Yumi, what have you been doing to it?"Ahiru joined in.
"Nyeah?" was all she said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" someone screamed. It was Bakamaru.
"IT'S THE CURSE OF CHRISTMAS EVEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Everyone looked at the TV and Sadako... was climbing out from it.

"Yeeesssssss!" Natsumi shouted. "So the copy is original!!!!!"
"Yeah!"Kai answered. "Original enough! This is your fault woman!"

And lo!!!! Everyone was now running around the place,
trying to get away from Sadako's gross and dying face. (it's not like someone saw her and lived to tell what it looked like)

"NOOOOO! NOOOOOO! I dont wanna dieeeeeeeeeeeee!" Bakamaru yelled out.
"I still wanna marry my cow named popeye!!!!" (now... I'm running out of words!)
Kai stopped running, went over to Bakamaru and shook him up, "GET A GRIP MAN!!!!!!!!"
Then the two started to look at each others eyes. Bakamaru's glasses turned opaque and he suddenly grinned.
"Kaito dear friend.... I didn't notice how good you look in this light." He grinned again. (BakamaruxKai :D forgive me wa koy lingaw)
"You're creeping me out Baks--RUUUUUUNNNN!"
Natsumi interrupted their fleeing. "You guys are sooooooooooo gaaaaaaaayyyyY!"
Bakamaru and Kai shrunk.
"THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW!!!!!" Fuyushi interrupted the three.

"Uh why can't we just kill Sadako?" Yumi said.
Hitsumi nodded," She's got a point."
Suddenly Sadako slapped Hitsumi.

...................................................

For some reason Sadako pushed Hitsumi's anger button.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAAAAAAAAAAAT???? YOU DIMENTED CREATURE FROM HELL?! GOODBYE SADAKO! I BID YOU FAREWELL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Everyone inched away from Hitsumi. She blinked and went back to her normal self again.

"What is this all about?!" Sadako said.
O_O Everyone went like this.
"It's me... BAN!"
"Eh?"
"How did you get out of the TV? How did you get in the TV?" Fuyushi eyed him.
"Psssshaaaaaawwww that's nothing."

...........................................................................................................................

Niza: Naaaaaaaah the Christmas Special I made when we were in 2nd year was way beter than this one.
Lou: I would have to agree
Niza: too bad I lost it.
Princess: We should have backed it up.
Niza: Yeah.... Anyway Merry Christmas Everyone!
Lou: merry Christmas NAtsumi. you too Hime... Joe...
Joe: Merry Christmas
Princess: Merry Christmas!
Blens: Lunar Scythe!!!!!!!
ALL: BLENS!
JAnroe: Let's all huuuuuuugggg
Niza: Boy I wish Kai was real right now.
Lou: If he were then I wonder about the BakamaruxKai thing...
Niza: Oh that... It'll never happen :D

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! <3

Okay.. so the story goes like this:

(ok so, can i give a pic, and you guys make a story? [be wild and free])

So guys... this is a little something that was born from my imagination


Fuyushi.
Fuyushi was a monk in a small and humble village with no name. He was a typical monk, sporting a fashionable bald head and up to date monk clothes. He also wielded an honorable staff. A staff that was proof of his monk-hood.

But alas! Fuyushi was a soulless traveller. He did not care for the worldly things in life so he began to wonder if a mere monk like him would ever fall in love with someone worthy. Until one night...

Yes! That night of pure satisfaction. That night that Fuyushi wanted to last forever.
Down by the Sanzu river that flowed from the heavens to the earth, Fuyushi paused there for a while, took a sip from the river and stared at the wonderful fireflies that were flying about innocently.
It was then a wonderful sight struck him. It was like he lost his will of being a monk. Yes, he fell in love with a beautiful woman bathing in the river! (talk about being perverted)

The girl seemed to notice him as he drew near.
"Who are you good sir?" The girl called out. Of course she was covering her necessities and she blushed like a bright red tomato.
"Uh... HAHA. I'm sorry for disturbing you. HI! My name's Fuyushi! And you are?"
"um.. Hotaru," the girl lowered her head in shame.
"I see... wow you have the same name as the Firefly princess--"
Hotaru just stared at him with a "DUH" expression.
"--oh.. You are the Firefly Princess!" Fuyushi laughed yet again.
Is he getting crazy? Or did the fireflies seem to dance about more as the two locked their eyes on each other?
Fuyushi thought, Oh shit! This is the power of Love!

But Fuyushi never thought that his happiness would be too short lived. As soon as Hotaru, the Firefly Princess, stepped out of the river and started to dress up, a malicious green mist took her away by force and a husky, evil voice called out and said, "You will never get her back! For I am the Green man! man! man! man... man..." (<---that was an echo) Fuyushi was enraged! And that was the time he decided. To throw away his monk-hood to save his one and only love! He hurried back to the village to find a companion.

------------------------

Fuyushi finally made up his mind. he took his only friends in the village with him. Kai, the samurai in training and Hitsumi, the shaman in training.
"Why do I have to get dragged in this?" Kai complained.
"Every superhero needs a side kick!" fuyushi says. "You're a monk dude... not a superhero--" Hitsumi elbows Kai, "let him have his moment..."
Kai rolls his eyes and goes along.


The travelling trio then arrives at the banks of a Lake.
Fuyushi then decides to take a drink when suddenly a bright light shone upon the trio.
Out from the murky waters of the lake a beautiful black haired lady with purple eyes emerged. She was like a radiant celestial being. Almost like the embodiment of princess Kaguya herself.

"I am the Immaculate Lady Sister and I am here to help any traveller in need,"she spoke. "You monk! What is that troubles you on this journey?"
"Well..."
"Fuyushi's gonna save the love of his life! But he doesn't know where she's at--" Fuyushi smacked Kai on the face.
"Oh great Immaculate Lady Sister!" Hitsumi does a curtsy. "We humbly ask for your assisitance."
The Immaculate Lady Sister looked down upon them with gentle eyes, "Very well. The Firefly Princess is held captive by the Green Man. He is a master of radioactivity but his only weakness is unknown..."
The three frowned.
"...Except for his one and only cousin Yumi."
The three smiled.
"You may find her in a quaint shop about a mile from here. Assuming she gives you instructions, you must give her something in return. I believe she calls it... equivalent exchange."
" I see now! We shall be on our way, Immaculate Lady Sister!" Fuyushi bows to her in thanks. The Immaculate Lady Sister smiles, "May the force be always with you..."
"And also with you--" Hitsumi elbows Kai again. "Why do you keep doing that?! it's the correct response."
Hitsumi sighs, "let's go..."

----------------------

The trio finally arrive in a mystic little shop in the middle of nowhere. "Oi!!!! I s someone home?" Kai knocks on the door. "Yes?" A little black haired boy answered the door. "we're here to find Yumi?" Hitsumi asks the little boy. "You've some to the right place. Sh'es expecting you..." as soon as the boy finished his words, the shadows around him seemed to leer at the three.

--------------------------

"It is I, Yumi, the shopkeeper you are looking for," Yumi said. "We want to ask you what your cousin's weakness is," Fuyushi sad. "Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. In exchange for some information, I want that staff you're holding." Fuyushi looked at his staff.
His staff was his only companion in monk training. Now, he was gonna give it up to some mysterious good looking shopkeeper just for the sake of The Firefly Princess.
"Alright," he surrenders the staff to her while shaking like mad.
"Dude..." Kai calls to him in concern. Fuyushi just gave him a serious look. "Geez! People when they're in love!!!"
"My cousin's only weakness, huh?" Yumi went on. "He has a Samson complex actually. All you have to do is to dye his hair black and he'll lose his powers."
"That's it?!" Hitsumi exclaimed.
"Not just any dye. The notorious Sea Dye, guarded by the Sea Banshee." The three gulped. "It's not an easy task. First you must steal the Lunar hairpin from the Opium Queen."
"What's that for?!" Kai complains.
"The Opium Queen's sister is the Pirate Lord of the sea where you will find the Sea Dye. She will grant you access to dive her waters if you show her her sister's hairpin."
The three nods.
"After that, you must face the Sea Banshee that is guarding the Sea Dye. Selim bring me the whistle."
"Yes Master," the little boy answers and brings Yumi a steel whistle.
"Once you arrive in the Banshee's lair, blow on this whistle. It will distractt he banshee and you can now steal the Sea Dye."
"COOL." Fuyushi recieves the whistle.
"After that, make your way into my cousin's lair. Your destiny awaits, young monk."
The three bows to her in gratitude, "THANK YOU SHOPKEEPER." they all said.

Okaaay, this was written a really really long time ago. This, my friends, is what happens when I am ignored.

The Chernobyl Incident

fuyushi pushes Kai off his log/bed.

Long ago.. as in long long long ago,― like last decade’s Tuesday or something―as two young children went to bed; their parents told them a long forgotten tale…

Long before the two of you were born, there was an alchemist,― one of the world’s best― who was also known as a skilled bounty hunter too. He was adept at hunting sea creatures that were considered dangerous to mankind.

One day he was hired to kill the infamous banshee of the east coast… why was she so infamous? It’s actually because she made a lot of sailors, seamen and endangered sea cows end up as corpses at the sea. With her voice alone, it is said that she can make any male creature do her bidding.

The sailor, knowing the risks, but simply not caring, traveled the 7+1=8 seas in search of this banshee who can give him lots of money… (what?? A world renowned alchemist needs money too!)

As he traveled, a tropical hurricane was actually coming in their direction… in a split second huge waves towered the skies, the harsh winds were like knives on the sailors’ skin… the boat (did I mention that it was small? Coz the alchemist dude couldn’t afford anything bigger. Hehehe) was tossed around the sea, like a small plaything at the mercy of the waves…. And the alchemist’s vision turned black…

Anyways, long story short (pls edit this pitiful story… T^T), the alchemist woke up, casted away in a deserted island in the middle of nowhere…

AG (Alchemist guy): (rubs head) ugh.. where am i?...

A woman’s Voice: Hi! :D

AG: AAAAA!!! (runs away from the woman) Who the heck are you!!! WTF are you doing here?!?

Lady: Well, my name is Hanashi (offers a hand to AG) and this is where I live… (her voice going serious)

AG: *big eye mode* O_O Y-you live here?!? (suddenly remembers why he was stranded and his purpose of going there) [darn.. that stupid storm… ] (looks around and sees a jungle in the middle of the island) [hmm… if only I can get out of here…]

Hanashi: Um excuse me, but would you mind telling me your name first? We’ll since I gave you my name and you haven’t given me yours…. It’s not fair y’know?

AG: (realizes that she forgot all about the lady) oh… sorry about that miss… uh.. my name is Liam.

Hanashi: (looks at Liam seriously) that’s not your real name, is it?

Liam: (gives Hanashi a sheepish grin) no, it’s not. *smirks* (walks to the forest)

Hanashi: Hey!! Wait!! *glares at Liam* stop at this instant!!!

Liam: (walks on) ha! Like I would… you’re not the boss of me.

And he went in the jungle, leaving the lady looking confused…

(to be continued )

(hime here... pls give comments and stuff so i can improve :))

Ok, Im going on with the fma-kages fusion just as Yumi said. In this story, Yumi is paired with Al x] and, she adopts Pride (still working on that though). So, I've posted this story in my blog, The Story Corner and Im planning to make this as the foundation of the plot. Sorta like a mysterious beggining (like how some stories start with) and then everything fits into place as the story moves forward. So, here it is. If its okay, I would ask everybody's participation. Im guessing you guys have better ideas (i suck at coming up with plots too) Questions, suggestions and violent reactions? Just contact me. LOL